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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just not standardized, or even solidified, enough to publish. That may be a red flag on its own, but it’s not that they’re hiding so much as not having their shit together.

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 29, 2021
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Once a week, anywhere from 2-4 loads. It especially helps with a front loader to let it dry out between loads

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 26, 2021
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No one:

My 2.5 year old: there was a small boy in the road last night while I was sleeping. He was just standing there looking at our house.

😳

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 26, 2021
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Dear podcasters - I can’t see slides or screencasts while I’m driving listening to your show. Stahp. It. Please.

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 26, 2021
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For some reason I cannot stop laughing at this. #captionpls pic.twitter.com/Sd28qPP5JC

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 25, 2021
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My ceviche creeped me the f out. #squidlegs pic.twitter.com/6VaAVC6dA9

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 25, 2021
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I read Precious Little Sleep and it changed everything - routines have adjusted over the 3 years of her life, but at the end of the day you’re empowering your kid to build and guard good sleep. It’s a gift, not a damage.

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 24, 2021
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He’s an extroverted hermit, I’m an introverted adventurer. When I get him out of the house he has a blast and I have to decompress. 😂

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 24, 2021
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I used to write poetry. Vigorously. Proudly. Then I married a poet who had an MFA and scoffed at people who “wrote poetry” without MFAs. It’s taken a long time to brush it off.

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 24, 2021
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Autumn, barreling into town
And I was on the tracks
The first shock
A dashboard ding and a warning:
Ice possible
Drive with care

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 24, 2021
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Grieving isn’t only for the bereaved.

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 23, 2021
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Best branding in the Midwest! Chuckle every time I see their trucks. pic.twitter.com/3e4WagLsd4

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 20, 2021
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Yes. I wave in zoom calls. With genuine excitement. #waveback #itneverhurtstobehappy #smilesarefree

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 15, 2021
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pic.twitter.com/SN5uxXYt46

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 14, 2021
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We’re in the “just kill me” state.

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 7, 2021
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Must be environmental, I live in a humid climate with probably a naturally higher mold spore concentration. I tried ceramic, glass, and marble, multiple times with marble.

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 7, 2021
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Even with distilled water refreshed multiple times per day my crocks (3 times) all got gross and moldy within just a few days. I just put it on a dish now and it’s been fine.

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 7, 2021
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@Twitter I need a bookmark button on the bottom nav so I don’t forget they exist forever.

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 7, 2021
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I’m sorry the product feature is late but it was a good time for us but it wasn’t good for me. 😂

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 5, 2021
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“Fisherman” not “Hunterman.” But why?

— Lindsay Giudice (@joodachay) October 5, 2021
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